"Lotion"

I was making dinner when Leah walked into the kitchen.
Leah - "Daddy can I help you."
Me - "Sure"

About 5 minutes went by and I heard some "rustling" coming from the bedrooms and realized that I hadn't heard from Ev in awhile.
Me - "Leah can you go find Ev?"
Leah - "Sure"

A minute later Leah comes back laughing.
Leah - "He got lotion all over himself.  Silly Ev."
Me - Sigh... "Ev come here."

Evan comes running into the kitchen and I can't help but laugh.  He laughs too.
Me - "Ev, where did you get the lotion"
Ev - "Bafroom"
Me - "Show me"

He runs into the bathroom and grabs a small tube of Hydro cortisone cream.
Ev - "Ucky"
Me - "Ev, did you put some in your mouth"
Ev - "Ya, ucky".

I grab a towel and wipe him down.  I then read the tube and it says "Do not place in or near mouth.  If it is ingested please consult a doctor"
Me - Sigh... "OK let's go find a number for poison control."

I called and the very nice lady told me to give him some water and that he should be fine.  The tube was only 1 oz.  Half was still in there.  The rest was on his hand.

Still.  First for me and of course it happened when Ang was out of the house...

The picture I took before I knew that Ev had given himself a hydro cortisone facial.